Free Drink Conspiracy Theory

You hear about the open bars and $1 drinks all over town but do they really put any alcohol in them or is it all just a big hoax.

After arriving at Bar Louie with their open bar for vodka drinks I decided to test my Theory. It was a little after 6pm.

The venue was insanely crowded and it was a chore trying to get drinks at the bar, but I managed to take advantage once I got the bartender’s attention and with the help of my non alcoholic friend I was able to double up on some vodka drinks.

Shortly after meeting up with some friends I learned the real secret! Although the waitress doesn’t come by often, if you tip her well, you can really load up on the drinks and I did getting 5 from her at once.

So in the grand scheme of things, I had about 10 of those vodka drinks and one beer and I was feeling as sober as a pregnant nun. It was after 9pm and the open bar was closed, I made a quick stop by Cadillac Ranch.

After watching some chick get her soul crushed on the bull, I enjoyed one of Cranch’s home brewed lagers and socialized. Time was running short and next stop was Stoney’s.

We got our table set up and I met up with all of the boys and had the waitress bring us a grip of $1 drinks. At this point it was only 11pm but I was ready to test the alcohol content of these vodka crans in a big way!