Listen here you beautiful bitch, I’m about to fuk you up with some truth. Nothing is worse than a busted tire and a dead battery off the Vegas hwy at 4:30am after drinking. No jack, No Jumper Cables.
9:47pm – we meet up at the house for a few drinks.
11:32pm – inside stoneys rockin country bar – Meet and Greet
11:54 – adam meets his new future ex girlfriend
Blonde chick in her bra?
12:15pm – brianna gets caught in the game of life
wasn't the 1st time tonight...
12:22 – that show with the asshole doctor?
12:32pm – doing what adam does
Watch this...
12:33pm – haha
1! 2! 3! 4!
1:38am – 11 1/2 drinks later
SEXUAL SEDUCTION
2:03am – adam being sneaky again…
2:03am - oops?
2:41am – Las Vegas Barbie gets her victim!
Shyla owned by Las Vegas Barbie
3:06am – closing down vip section
3:17am – no really…. time to go
3:36am – arriving at double play for breakfast
how many nights in a row is this....?
3:41am breesy, shyla and marylin arrive
3:47am lois awakens, owns brianna and barry while adam gets in on the action poppin the rookies cherry
4:04am – oh no…
4:27am – leave double play tire blows out, now stuck on the side of the road
4:52am – we discover there is no jack in the car, dane, april, james, and bree come to the rescue
Tire completely destroyed
Discover we have no jack
stuck on the side of the road
dane comes to the rescue, we use his jack
april giving adam pointers
Adam Van Wildest Conquers All!
5:03am -
now folks, that would of made a great ending to a good story, but unfortunately that wasn’t the case. Lois gets in Dane’s car and they all leave. Barry, Katelin, Andy Sandberg and I get back in the car and get ready to bail but the car doesn’t start! Epic Fail! We had left the headlights on the whole time.
Check the trunk, we have no jumper cables. Call Dane, he has no jumper cables. 2 hours later, 4 gas stations later, a trip to drop everyone else off and then a late triple AAA guy from Bree’s account and we are back in business.
7:24am Hello Sun… triple AAA gives us the jump.
what a night...
pleaaaassseeee start.....
7:45am we have lift off!
Hello Bar!
8:41am - 3 beers later, bartender change and time for SHOTS!!! Thanks Tori!!
We LOVE Vegas!!!
Definitely a BETTER Ending....
Over 200 pictures from this night can be found in the Photo Gallery
thats what you get for having such a shitty piece of crap car!
Katelin told me she intentionally slashed the tire so that everyone couldn’t go home and had to drink more.
loved it!!
Haha, loving the storytelling format you’ve taken. Laughed a lot.
~J
thanks friend
you have a lot of energy.
yeah, but he sleeps all day
this is true.
I wish I would of bought stock in starbucks 7 years ago
adam take down my pic!!!
Wow thank you, and East Bound and Down, for the opening line. Well, played. This is my favorite post on Van Wildest to date!! I think all of your hard work on the blog is showing
xoxox
I’ve only seen a half episode of East Bound and Down, but I think I’ve heard every quote from the entire series at some point
Yeah ? Like what ? haha
An American flag on your left ass cheek
its all fun in games until someone scratches their favorite dvd
haha East Bound and Down is #1,
Stoney’s is always a great time!!! even if you dont like country music, but what could be funner than a couple of drinks and trying mimic a bunch hillbilly’s round the hardwood. haha