Crazy Text Messaging Stripper Fury

Morning Adam thanks A.M. Adam for not drinking last night. Once a week I’ll choose not to drink when I go out. Maybe last night was the wrong day to do so considering Foundation Room was offering $100 bottles of Grey Goose! We got one anyway and I enjoyed making virgin cranberry and sprites. They had a quick Go Go dancer show followed by a raffle that gave away a table and a bottle near the end of the night.

Crazy Text Messaging Chick Fury

So this dancer I know from the Rhino called me while I was at foundation room and wanted me to drop everything and go to her place and chill in the hot tub. I haven’t seen her since February but talked to her every now and then. She’s cool to chill with, but she smokes like a chimney and I’ve already made a commitment to my friends. Anyway, this isn’t anything unusual, but her text messaging got a little crazy. I guess it started when I invited her in my mass text message out with all of us, she replied pretty late. Here are the exact text messages below. This all happened right after our phone conversation and I didn’t have a chance to reply back to any of them.

Rhino Girl (Exact Texts)

1:21am : I hate u the one night iim not ready fuck!!!1

1:21am : Come on I’m waaaaaaaay more fun than those other bitches

1:29am : I am officially sick of you I know u are bored wwith whoever your hanging out wwith I’m not trying anymore adam I’m the girl screw u

1:30am : Have fun pretending to ave a vagina

2:10am : Uagh just come over I luv u adam! I want to lay next to u and have u hold me I’m lonely!!

2:10am : Pleaaaaaase

2:46am : I was wnwn gonna buy u breakfast i

2:49am : Fine I already erased your number I’m erasing it again! Dont send me stupid txt about u stupid college house parties anymore

2:50am : Undeserving freaking ass

2:53am : Go fuk your dumb whores see how much fun that is getting whatever u want from them u wouldn’t even know what to do with a woman to are to much of a scared little boy who foesnt wanted be rejected have fun with that

3:01am : I held out for u adam I didn’t even ,make out with ur friend btw I’m am trashed and I’m sorry for being bitch right now

7:58am : Wow just readd thatt was real drubnk sorry about that I sent all kinds of people evil messages last night trying to apologize

(So I finally replied) 3:31pm : I forgive you, but in case you forgot what you wrote, I posted it on my blog