Last night was a great time, I’d like to thank everyone for coming out :
Jen, Parker, Justin, Andi, Victor, Marcus, Sandra, Dom, Shantal, Joel, Joe, Jamie, John L, Paul, Josh, and Alpyne.
Our friend at Crazy Horse 3 hooked up us with bracelets so we got free wells all night and we each got our 1st sushi roll for free. Other than that the rolls were a little more than you’d pay for in a normal sushi bar, but the quality was good and considering the atmosphere, I give it a thumbs up overall.
Our friend that manages there was saying after wards that some people in our party were not tipping the waitress ANYTHING! Hopefully we don’t lose this hook up for the future.
I had about 10 drinks and then the remaining members of the crew headed over to town square to make it a long night at Cadillac Ranch and Blue Martini. Sorry for the back of the truck ride home Josh, it know it was cold
We’ve heard about Brandos having something called Porn Star Karaoke a few times and decided to go check it out for ourselfs.
There were a few actual pornstars there and this one hosted the night. I don’t remember her name but if anyone else does let me know what it was and I’ll find one of her videos and post a link to it in the comments.
Our friend Morgan is a Karaoke champ and participated in the co ed duo contest. Her prize was some pills that make your cum taste better. Does this stuff actually work?
Here is a quick video clip of the two host for the evening. They are giving away a porn DVD to whoever can do the best stoner impression. Later on, the blond porn star auctioned her black panties away for $105.
Baseball season is underway and the Las Vegas Sandvipers Baseball Team had their season opener for the Vegas Valley Adult Baseball League. My lazy ass was a little worried about taking the field after not doing anything physical except drink over the last 6+ months.
I noticed that we were missing a lot of key players from our Championship team from last summer. I knew we were in trouble when I was the starting shortstop, but felt surprisingly comfortable there.
We lost 13-4 to the Venom.
I batted 4th, went 0-4 with a strikeout and gave up 2 runs in the inning that I pitched.
Sounds horrible but I was actually happy with the day in that I swung the bat okay for not seeing a pitch in half a year. My outing on the mound was positive in that I hit all of my spots and never had more than 2 balls on any hitter.
We have this next weekend off, so that’ll give me 2 weeks before the tournament to work out and get my velocity up and start throwing some breaking balls.
Sandra, Parker, Kalli and I met up with Hoss, Kurt and company over at the Olive for some drinks. This is a pretty legit local’s spot and I can see it having potential as a future regular party spot.
Being a 3 time veteran in the photo hunt challenge, I figure my chances were pretty good for a repeat. My team from December was working this night and couldn’t join for the festivities. Thanks a lot Brianna and Todd!
No worries, I quickly formed a new team with Ava and Vince. Our task wouldn’t be easy however, 24 partiers showed up for the event and 8 teams were ready to give us a run for our money.
Things started out great! We managed to knock out 9 photos with in the first 30 minutes of the competition and never slowed down. ….
…Never slowed down until the alcohol started to catch up to me. I barely remember any of the photos from the last hour and a half and it pretty much KOed me for all of Thursday too. 2 40’s of budlight wheat, 6 pack of new castle, a bottle of champagne, a pitcher of coors light and random drinks that people we met kept giving us.
Security escorted us out of Caesars around 1am and I can’t remember why. Our team ended up with 17 usable photos and was sadly defeated by a team of new comers who had 19 solid pics.
1. What time did you get up this morning? Its 6:37am right now, woke up about 20 minutes ago, slept for 2 hours, will probably sleep again when this is finished, I have insomiacsticostis. And if you haven’t heard of that then go back to school. We don’t need your kind around here…
2. How do you like your steak? rare, its the only way to taste the real flavor.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Avatarin 3D
4. What is your favorite TV show? Entourage and then Californication is a close 2nd
5. If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be? I can live anywhere in the world, I chose Vegas for now, we’ll see where I end up down the road. 6. What did you have for breakfast? a corona
7. What is your favorite cuisine? Sushi, load up the salmon and super white tuna.
8. What foods do you dislike? barbque! I hate barbque sauce and over cooked meat.
9. Favorite Place to Eat? Hikari Sushi. I think thats how you spell it, wrote a blog post about it under sushi reviews.
10. Favorite dressing? fuck salad, I like ranch on my fries.
11.What kind of vehicle do you drive? i ride a bicycle to work
12. What are your favorite clothes? ! my black button up hank moody shirt that I wear 4 times a week.
13. Where would you visit if you had the chance? I still haven’t been to Thailand or Australia.
14. Cup 1/2 empty or 1/2 full? Depends on the cup.
15. What is your favorite drink? Bloody Marty extra Spicy
16. Favorite time of day? 2:01am, nothing good ever happens after 2am.
17. Where were you born? Alice, Texas
18. What is your favorite sport to watch? baseball - Go Atlanta Braves 2010 World Series Champs!
19. Whats the longest you’ve been without drinking? 31 days and 2 hours
20. Whats the longest you’ve gone without sex? 31 days and 3 hours
21. Who are you most curious about their responses to this? your mom
22. Bird watcher? what the fuck kind of person watches birds?
23. Are you a morning person or a night person? considering I wake up at night, i’d say i’m a morning person
24. Do you have any pets? I used to have pet fish for almost a year, but they died of alcohol poisoning. Now I just have trash can punch.
25. Any new and exciting news you’d like to share?Hectic Photo Hunt Tonight, House Parties on Friday and next Friday
26. What did you want to be when you were little? i wanted to be older
27. What is your best childhood memory? My first kiss in the 3rd grade to a girl named Kathy at my lake house near corpus christi. She was from another town and I only seen her like 2 or 3 times. Would be something to know who she is today.
28. Are you a cat or dog person? i hate other people’s dogs. cats are cool, but only one, I woke up one morning many years ago at some girl’s house who had like 8 cats. The place smelled sooo bad I never talked to that wierd chick again. I tend to avoid going to houses with too many pets.
29. Are you married? right…
30. Always wear your seat belt? yes, unless i’ve been drinking. It gets harder to turn the wheel quickly with my seat beat on for some reason.
31. Been in a car accident? I totaled my camaro some time ago when I hit an ice bridge in killeen texas.
32. Any pet peeves? I hate smoke, cat ladies, and people that are into themselves more than I am.
33. Favorite Pizza Toppings? r pepperoni and mushrooms, half jalepeno.
34. Favorite Flower? your little sisters.
35. Favorite ice cream? mint chocolate chip or cookie dough.
36. Favorite fast food restaurant? HEYO!!!! Taco Bell Baby!
37. How many times did you fail your driver’s test? c’mon, that shit was easy, who fails their fucking drivers test. I had to take the written test twice.
38. From whom did you get your last email? r Andy Samberg, he tried to get me to be in his next video. What do I look like? A charity Case? I took my computer and threw it on the ground.
39. Which store would you choose to max out your credit card? Is Spearmint Rhino considered a store?
40. Do anything spontaneous lately? ya… I did a load of laundry.
41. Like your job? bitch, I ain’t got no job
42. Broccoli? with cheese! hell, i’d eat anything with cheese. except pussy.
43. What was your favorite vacation? I loved Amsterdam, South Africa and Prague, but I’d have to say my favorite vacation was to Costa Rica.
44. Last person you went out to dinner with? I can’t remember… I haven’t been on a date in a while… its cheaper to take them back to my place and get loaded on cheap wine and plastic vodka shots.
45. What are you listening to right now? rthe sounds of birds chirping outside my window
46. What is your favorite color? black
47. How many tattoos do you have? zeroooo
48. Coffee Drinker? I have a small impact on Starbucks’ stock
49. What do you plan to do after you post this? eat a bagel, go to bed
50. What is next in your life? 5th of vodka, sit in my car and then puke up a bagel. Actually, I just teamed up with someone and started a company called Hectic Party which is a party website designed to bring people together in Vegas for social events and fun around town.